But in the meantime ..........
Hell would have to freeze over before you got me onto roller skates in the real world - and Tris isn't really that flexible.
Click here to see the video of our routine!
But with some bad cropping and a bit of cutting and pasting, here we are, a cross between Torvill & Dean and Shalamar.
So big love to everyone etc. etc.
And if you think Valentines Day is rubbish or it's making you blue - sod 'em!
Go to M&S - buy a 'Dine in for two for £10' and eat it all yourself. It's only a day!
PS: Great Facebook quote from my cousin: